my picture frame is not a boat

But it looks like it.
David put post-it's all over my wall.
It's so weird.

Anyways, Linda's day was yesterday but her internet is dead. And it's Clara's day today, but her internet is dead so I'm here. Hi.

I woke up today because my mom was yelling at me, saying that I had to watch David and Angel. What I don't get is why she never ever wakes up Lucy for that. So annoying. Then I walked into David's room and turned on the T.V. and we watched X-Men for two hours. I was eating pudding while I watched the Hulk totally pound the Wolverine. Awesome.

Then I woke up Lucy and went to use the computer for two hours before it died. My mom came home and I started getting really angry, because my computer just got fixed. I went to read in my room but fell asleep for two more hours when I heard excessive knocking and then the doorbell. And Lucy running to my room, shouting, "you're friend is here!" and I was all "who, what?" And then I went downstairs and low and behold, CLARA.

What a lovely surprise (: Even though I was half asleep. Then we walked to Becca's house, dragging David and Angel with us. But she wasn't there. Darn you Becca. So we went to Linda's house and she had to shower. So darn you too.

So we went to the park and these two little girls went to borrow David's ball, and he usually doesn't let people but he let these two girls borrow it. My mom got angry because she was confused and thought they weren't going to give it back but the girls got really nosy and kept saying "oh tell her she doesn't have to angry, there's no reason." And I was like "yeah, I know, that's just how she talks." So we were swinging and their little friend or sister? I don't know but she looks like she was two or three wanted to swing so she waddled to the third section while the two girls were in the first one. And she started crying because she couldn't reach the swing. The two girls didn't go to get her, but instead told her to come to her, and as a two/three year old, she doesn't notice people swinging so she walked right into Clara. Actually, she walked close, stopped, and then walked straight into her. And Clara's, mid-air, couldn't stop.

Dialogue:
Girl: SHE SAW HER SHE SAW HER.
Me: Is the girl okay?
Baby Girls: WAAAAAH
Girl: She saw her and didn't stop.
Clara: o_o

But seriously, you can't really blame Clara for that. I mean, she was in mid-fucking-air. What the fuck was she going to do? Freeze the swing?

And then a few minutes later, my mom wanted the ball back, so I walked over to the two girls' father and cousin and asked for the ball back, which they gave back and I handed it to David. I walked back to the swing area, because that's where my mom was. And the girl asked me, "So you got the ball back?" And I responded, obviously, "Yeah." And then. THEN. She said "You [insert many bad words and curses in her language]." I didn't face her and she kept saying it. Like speaking in your language really is going to prevent me from knowing you were saying something bad about me.

Really? Those are the kind of children that make me feel okay about abortions. Oh, that was mean, but really, I want to know who raised these kids. You just don't treat people like. Especially people who let you borrow their ball. I DIDN'T HAVE TO. I could've said "Oh, I'm sorry, it's not my ball to give." But nooo, David wanted to be nice and personally handed it to them.

Whatever.
Still pissed off.

Then we walked to Corey's house because Linda's goddamn lame and it was awkward and damn you Linda, you better get your money. If you don't, I'm hurting Daniel.

I have a mosquito bite on my ass.

Good night guys.