Day For What?

I've got good news and bad news.

The good news is that we have two moar writers, WHOSE NAMES WILL NOT BE GIVEN-

it's clara and rebecca.

The bad news is that I'm too lazy to upload a pic again and I'll probably do it at midnight later, so woo! Unless Natalie uploads one for me. Because today was freaking awesome.

In the morning, after being waken up by two people who wanted to see my underwear, we went to the lair of an evil mastermind named Clara. We climbed to the roof!

What was really cool was that since it was 12, the sun was directly above us, and the tent must've been burning. It was like one of those games where the person has to step on hot coal to get to the other side. Only it wasn't coal, and there is no side, your feet just hurt LIKE A BOSS.

We also went to C-Town to buy ice cream/popsicles/chips/all natural wise that is not salt and vinegar/i'm talking to rebecca/don't ignore me here. Princess the Dog was wiping her ass all over the sidewalk, which I find very sophisicated for a dog. When we waited outside, the sliding door kept freaking attack me for no reason at all.

Overall, we learned alot of things that day, like what was the rudest bird (Mocking bird), what a river names its kids (Brooke) and how to throw eggs off a roof.

ALSO I'M SORRY I BROKE YOUR BUCKET. D:

Short little rant about 'chinese humour'.

What the frack is chinese humour to my family? It's when you bring your friends around, i.e. my godparents and maybe some of their co-workers, and then you ask your kids to come get food where they all are, and then laughter ensues! It's when they think you don't know what the hell they're saying, so they go, "Does she understand?" and when you don't respond right away, they go, "You should tell your daughter to stop eating, she'll be fatter than she already is." And then LAUGHTER! Ahaha, the good times!

... Of course, you can't say mean things back like, "What the hell are you saying? You got an abortion just because you didn't want to put on the weight!" or "I think I could do without a godmother like you thank you very much.". Because they're 'family'. Screw that.