cool guys don't look at explosions

I'm in love with Andy Samberg.
He's just way too amazing.
The sex. The hot sex. So sexy.
I'll stop now.

Anyways, I somewhat forgot about this blog. I think we should advertise more. But then would it get people pissed off at some things I say? Or would they understand that this is just a flow of though and not edited at all except for some grammar shit? Tricky, tricky.

So, today I woke up pretty early but my mom forgot to make me breakfast and I got pissed. But I ate in school which I don't want to. I mean, the bacon taste like plastic. PLASTIC. Who eats that stuff. I had to eat school lunch to which isn't so bad but they didn't have fries so I'm angry. I did eat a lot of stuff after school. Pizza and zeppoles. It's so fun to hang out with friends after school but it doesn't help with the sleep department.

Linda, you have white stuff on your face.

The juniors/seniors in Stuy when I came for Camp Stuy said that you can have two of the three: sleep, grades, friends. I have .... friends? Kind of. Grades are down the toilet and sleep is not helpful. I sleep a good night, then the next night, I sleep two hours. THERE IS NO BALANCE.

So I'm watching the MTV Movie Awards on the internet and it always annoys me how many people scream whenever "Twilight" is said. It makes me want to hit someone in the face. I mean, the only reason they're screaming is because they think the actors are "hot." I don't understand how that is hot. I really want to know. It's like I can't explain it but I can't make sense of it either. It's so weird.

I was talking to this girl in my biology class today and she told me that this guy she liked probably doesn't like her back because she's not pretty. WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? Not pretty. It's such a simple phrase, I know, but I don't understand it. Like Linda said today. "What we think is hot and pretty is not what guys think is hot and pretty." That makes sense.

I don't know where I'm going with this.

I'm just saying that just because YOU don't think you're pretty, doesn't mean you're not. SOMEONE out there somewhere, will think you are. The trick to this whole alone in life thing is not to be picky. Who the hell cares if your husband is hot. They're gonna look the same when they're all old. Wrinkly and gray.

When I was writing that paragraph my dad came and yelled at me for not drying my hair right after washing my hair. I don't like do even dry my hair with a blowdryer, I like to do it naturally. He said that if I did it right after showering, it would take ten minutes. But if I waited then it would take fifteen. My logic was that if i I let my hair naturally dry half way, I would have to use the blowdryer less because there is now less moisture in my hair. Does that not make more sense? Why does my family insist on making me feel like I am talking nonsense. Scratch that, make that most people. I'm talking about something that makes perfect sense to me but when I look at them, they give me strange looks and say that I'm crazy.

PEOPLE
SUCK
BALLS.

Except this girl on flickr. I just saw this:






























Natalie is done for the day.